• Situation # 1

You won a contest in where the prize is to correct or change a body part, what and why do you choose that part?

A: This is a no-brainer. BOOBS! Or lack thereof. For that very reason. Today I was actually looking at swimsuits online (even though it’s like 40 degrees outside) and was (once again) disappointed that I couldn’t find anything that would flatter my tiny frame. You’d think I’d be used to it by now. Maybe I just won’t go to the beach this summer.

• Situation # 2

The war is continuing in Iraq. The government has issued a draft for all boys and girls 15 years and up to 40. All are mandated to report, with penalties for not showing up….prison and death. What do you do?

A: What the hell? Death? Are you sure this is America? Anyways, I wouldn’t have a choice, would I?

• Situation # 3

You are entering a contest on “What makes you the most glad to be alive” what do you write about? And why?

A: Cliché, but I’d write about my family and boyfriend. They’re the only thing that keeps me going.

• Situation # 4

Your spouse has gone away on a business trip. They are going to be gone a week. When they get home, they seem a little strange at first, but as days go by all is normal. One night you just can’t sleep, you try but you’re still awake. So you get up to watch some TV. You happen to turn on ” To Catch A Predator”. On that show you happen to see your spouse being caught, and charged. What do you do?

A: Wow. Let’s file those divorce papers with the quickness, plzthx. Ironically, my boyfriend loves that show lol.

• Situation # 5

You have just found a treasure chest worth 5 million. Easy spending it with out any questions. But there has been a notice around searching for it for years, a reward of a half a million…….What do you do?

A: I’d give it back. If I kept it, I’d be walking around with guilt for the rest of my life. If I give it back, I’ll be seen as a good Samaritan that’s half a milli richer. Nothing to lose except for a few frivolous fantasies lol.

Lifted from Miracle Pie

Rules - Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following. They have to be real places, names, things.. nothing made up! Try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. You CAN’T use your name for the boy/girl name question. And you can not use the same word twice

WHAT IS YOUR NAME: Tricia
BOY NAME: Tom
4 LETTER WORD: Tour
GIRL NAME: Tina
OCCUPATION: Telemarketer
COLOR: Teal
SOMETHING YOU WEAR: Top
BEVERAGE: Tea
FOOD: Tuna
SOMETHING FOUND IN THE BATHROOM: Toothbrush
A PLACE: Tijuana
REASON FOR BEING LATE: Took too long to get ready
SOMETHING YOU SHOUT: That sucks!
A FLOWER: Tithonia rotundifolia

LMFAO. Yes, I Googled that last answer.

I can now look pretty while getting it on, at a less-than-provident price of $37.

NARS has released a limited edition gift set containing their highly coveted Multiple in Orgasm, with 2 very pretty condoms. So you can, indeed, have multiple orgasms.

If I wasn’t broke, I’d probably buy it. I wouldn’t use the condoms, though. Just because NARS makes reputable makeup doesn’t mean it’s the same for their b.c. They’re still really cute, though.

And if you’re the abstinent kind, they also have another gift set just for you. It still contains the Multiple, but with a little black book that “lists out all of the ways to say ‘no’ and let your wannabe lover down easy.” I’d like to read that, just to see how the makeup artists stay celibate.

As I’m searching YouTube for old *NSYNC videos (who doesn’t like to relive the teenybopper days once in a while?), I came to a (not-so) shocking realization: All the boy band crushes I’ve ever had look alike. Sort of. If you don’t count Taylor Hanson. But I was like 6 and didn’t really listen to Hanson so he doesn’t count.

OBSERVE! Exhibit A:

Kevin Richardson (Backstreet Boys), JC Chasez (*NSYNC), and Dustin Breeding (B5). All of which have been disgustingly adored by yours truly at some point in time. Weird, right?

That’s not the funny part. What’s funny is this still holds true today. I’m sure if the Jonas Brothers had a member with short, dark hair I’d be all over them, too. Thank goodness they’re pop scenesters that embrace the pop scenester long hair. Ugh.

I didn’t even bother to put the boyfriend’s pic up there along with The Tall, Dark, & Handsome Club cuz he’d probably get mad at me for comparing him to them. But…the resemblance is uncanny…

Just thought I’d ramble about this cuz it amused me, and I can’t stop listening to “Bye, Bye, Bye.”

Ahh! I love Shana Logic! I’ve been wanting one of these robot plushies for the longest time, but they’ve been sold out for months! But Shana just updated her blog and said they’re back! IWANT!!!!

Too bad I’m incredibly broke now. :’( I hope they don’t sell out again!!

I’m listening to “Tearin’ Up My Heart” by *NSYNC. Ah, the teenybopper days. When boy bands actually took off their shirts and danced like nobody’s business. Newbies like the Jonas Brothers should take note. LOL

Don’t you love it when that moment hits you, when you figure it out and say, “Aha! THIS is what I’m gonna get [insert name here] for Christmas!” I love it. I feel like Santa crossing names off on my list. If Santa were Asian, I mean. And a girl. And not so old.

I figured out what I’m gonna get my mom. She doesn’t really care for gifts unless it’s over $12857385 and is (real) jewelry. So difficult, that woman My dad, on the other hand…he’s not easy to shop for, either. I think his dream gift would be 100 acres of wooded area filled with Bambi, Babe, and…uh…I don’t know the name of any famous fish. But yeah. He’s an outdoorsman x’s 84758473576 (lots of random numbers in this post) and he only likes stuff from Bass Pro Shop stores

I don’t know what I’m getting my sister yet, but I think I have an idea of what to get the boyfriend…but I’m not telling because he reads this

For no damn reason other than…I don’t want to sleep.

I’m too busy online reading my favorite beauty blogs and resisting every damn urge to buy new beauty supplies! Seriously. It’s gotta stop. Maybe if I hadn’t spent $21 on a fucking history book that I DON’T EVEN NEED I could buy a few things for myself…but noooo. Fuck my life dammit!!!

Some new things on my list:

MANDOM Lucido-L Styling Tube Wax Volume
(no thanks to PINK for tempting me!!!)

Urban Decay 24/7 Glide-On Eye Pencils in Zero & Yeyo
(not the colors pictured, but whatevz)

NARS The Multiple Duo in Copacabana/St. Barts
(fuck you NARS for being so damn expensive!!! UGH)

NYX Mega Shine Lipgloss in Smokey Look
(even though I never wear lip gloss…SO WHAT)

That’s it…for now. Oh, and on an unrelated note. My beloved CARGO eyeshadow that I fixed a few blogs back…it may look (almost) good as new, but it sure doesn’t feel like it It’s like a cream eyeshadow now and is really difficult to blend. I have to really press & swirl my eyeshadow brush into the pan to even get the product out! I’m so sad, but I’m not gonna buy another one. It would be a waste. When life gives you lemons…*sigh*

I think I’m done. Must sleep and NOT think about makeup!!!

Today I officially started school! Well, sorta. I’m taking an Art History course online. I’ve already done the first assignment, which is to post a short autobiography of myself. I can’t do any other assignments until I get my book in the mail. I hope it comes soon!

I’m kinda nervous for my first day of school on campus, which is Saturday. I’ll be in one class for like…7 hours!!!! For a class that long, I hope we get a lunch break

Oh, I uploaded the video of my fixed eyeshadow. It’s kinda boring, but whatevz.

Last week while putting on my face, I accidentally knocked over my favorite CARGO eyeshadow onto the bathroom floor. Of course I was pissed, but it could’ve been worse. I was able to salvage pretty much all of the eyeshadow crumbs back into the pan. Afterwards, I did some YouTubing to figure out how to re-press it. Behold the dramatic before & after!

(once-broken Yukon on the left compared to Bermuda on the right)

Not to shabby, eh? I’m going to upload a tutorial video soon. YouTube’s being a bitch right now